Love: Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded...

By Maddie110110 - 07/06/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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misstamz 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:04

Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"

kut19 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:00

it means "too long; didn't read"

Comments

SteelCladAngel 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 15:29

that was probably a failed smiley/character if I'm sending something from my phone to someone without an iPhone the smiley faces turn into random letters and characters.

SteelCladAngel 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 15:32

hm after reading all the other comments it may also have been 'too long didn't read' lol

Mach10 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 15:35

What? you mean text messages AREN'T a valid substitute for direct communication? My head just asploded.... YDI for being an idiot.

MonkeySpeaks 4

Tuesday 7 June 2011 17:06

Because it's a fault of your generation. Texting is not a substitute for verbal communication. In fact most of "gen millennium" are being tested as having poor intercommunication, reading and comprehension skills because you rely too heavily on text and online communication.

zoelovee 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 17:58

"Your generation"? Oh, you're cool.

jakezanerd 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 18:03

101 and 88- tl;dr

nevergo 10

Tuesday 7 June 2011 18:38

where did you go for your liberal arts.....that way i dont go there because you spelled college wrong

nevergo 10

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:26

i sincerely hope you were flustered due to outside reasons that are beyond these comments because if you got flustered due to other people commenting you meed to ease up. i dont hate on college. im going next year i just hate the " holier than thou" people who act like because they went to college they are smarter than everyone

triggerit 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 15:47

tones of lie; drastic

cupcakexxrawr 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 16:00

ahahahahaha

randomsweety 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 16:01

Was he trying 2 say "talk later; dr"

AmandaDestroys 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 16:20

I would be like f*ck you, if that happened to me.

nirvanalink 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:45

F*ck u

ZoZo17_fml 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 16:23

too long; didn't read

ifeelya 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 16:44

Buttdial?

Lalaxwannaxfml 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 17:00

Orr..he pressed random keys? Boys will be boyss.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 7 June 2011 17:04

Yes, he pressed random keys and they happened to be a combination of letters that's short for "too long; didn't read". Yeah, that must be what happened here. Stupid people will be stupid.