By Dockin - 14/02/2019 15:37 - India

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Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we decided to lie down. FML
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missamazinggg 12

Such a pain in the ass.

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zebraface 15

Because throwing your glasses on the ground is just sooo sexy.

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

But you made out with your crush :D that always makes people feel better

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

You need to get yourself some better quality glasses, guy. My glasses have taken basketballs/playground balls to the face when the jerk was throwing it full force and they didn't break. You just sit on them shouldn't have shattered them so that they could cut you.

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x3ShanTastic 0

I was thinking the exact same thing. Maybe they sumo slammed onto the ground. Haha

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ThrottleJockey 35

Agreed, most lenses are polycarbonate, the same type of lens material used in safety glasses/goggles.

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ICATiger 13

Shards of glass in your ass... Is that considered sexy these days....

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Of course! The sparkle really accentuates the curves of a nice ass.

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bribubbles 10

I bet that killed the moment. And your glasses.

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leogirl95 12

God, that sounds gruesome..."slashed my ass open"

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ninjuh_wingman 29

That must have been one big sharp piece of glass to slash your whole ass.

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akiahara 14

I dunno #7... you get carried away with the glasses during sexy time. Sucks OP. No glasses, no girl, the wrong piece of ass. Don't forget the Neosporin.

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