By Dockin - 14/02/2019 15:37 - India

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Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we decided to lie down. FML
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missamazinggg 12

Such a pain in the ass.

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zebraface 15

Because throwing your glasses on the ground is just sooo sexy.

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eatsleepjb 8

Oh my god by butt hurts just reading this. FYL

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RuCheezBurger 10

LLook on the bright side, you made out with your crush. And I'm guessing she took a look at your butt to see how bad it was.

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ufaililaugh 0

glasses aren't made if glads its glass like material that can't shatter

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ILEIKGURLS 0

Oh yeah, that's why they're called "glasses."

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farhil 14

Basketballs aren't made out of baskets, smartass

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

#32 - They USED to be made out of glass, but not anymore. When you use glass, in order to become a stronger lens for more heavy duty correction, the glass would have to be made thicker and thicker, which became very ridiculous looking and just very cumbersome. NOW glasses are made from a shatterproof plastic, hence why a person needing only slight correction and someone (like myself) who needs a heavy correction can both have the exact same thickness of lens.

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AlwaysCracked 6

Maybe you should've been wearing them so you could see what you were doing. Like making a fool of yourself.

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thewifey310 7

Dont b so butthurt, atleast you got to make out with ur crush!! I guess its kind of a Bittersweet situation :p

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HogwartsDropout7 0

Why take of your glasses?

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narrowords 18

Obviously you don't have them. Dangerous corners. Annoying angles. Smudges.

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