By Dockin - 14/02/2019 15:37 - India

Spicy
Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we decided to lie down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 252
You deserved it 38 037

Same thing different taste

Top comments

missamazinggg 12
zebraface 15

Because throwing your glasses on the ground is just sooo sexy.

Comments

Ok how are you going to be stupid enough to throw your shity ass glasses that were probably like at least $50(waste of money) then manage to not notice they broke and ******* sit your fat ass right on top of them???????????

"threw my glasses on the ground" wait were you planning on having sex on the ground instead of a bed or something?

I've never seen glasses shard when they break.

JukeboxValkyrie 19

I used to wear glasses and I never threw them onto the ground...you should look into contacts for the future.

Why are you responding so viciously to someone over the internet? It's obvious they said it just to get a rise out of you, and you responded in the exact way that they wanted. They just won because you flipped out from a single sentence typed by someone you don't know. Next time just ignore the idiot, it's not worth it to get so angry over something someone you don't know and probably will never meet said to you.

imani132 6
AllyyK 9

Why are you laying down on the ground?

Vash_41288 10

Well at least it was not poison ivy in your rectum