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Ru pretending to be Clarke Kent/superman?
You didn't mention your crush's gender. If it was a dude, you were about to split your ass open anyways ;)
Yeah, but would he have pre- lubed with blood?
Glass on ground, can make ass crack.
you watch too much movies enough to copy the incident.
have fun taking a shit now
Mhm, very sexy; Butt stiches. Awesome. FYL.
So, you didn't **** her but a shard of glass ****** you. Should have used plastic, you might of caught something and it wouldn't have hurt as much.
And you still have time to write an FML about it? Man, I'm sorry, that gotta hurt... and ruin the mood.
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Such a pain in the ass.
Because throwing your glasses on the ground is just sooo sexy.