Health: Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have...

By snidpea - 31/01/2010 17:07 - France

Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 22:00

Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML

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By Wilson - 04/10/2018 22:00

Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML

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By IvyBlackeyes - 29/08/2018 01:30

Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By cuz803 - 07/04/2023 14:00

Today, after a month and a half of recovering from a sprained ankle, I was back in the gym training. After a grueling, sweaty session on the treadmill, I tripped walking down the stairs which sprained my other ankle. Back to round one. FML

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By Sam - 20/08/2010 05:34 - United States

Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML

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By RootalyTootToot - 29/06/2018 15:00

Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 06:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML

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Sunday 31 January 2010 22:36

You still have to walk home... present tense? Better get to it! You'll catch pneumonia!

freya08 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:39

I feel your pain. I sprained mine a year ago, and I had to get a cast and everything. It was really awful. I can't play soccer anymore because of it ._.

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MeGustaComer 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:35

C'est très mal. ):

MelMel1997 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:53

Awwww...... :( You poor poor person!!! Life hates you!

fr33convict 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:58

YDI for being a douche and spranging your ankle :P Actually that really sucks. FYL

clumsyjazzy 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:08

child wrap it up with that bandage!! lol

jordaninja 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:17

wow... that's nothing! Think about the soldiers that fight everyday for your freedom that you don't even deserve! bitch...

abethehonest 4

Wednesday 21 March 2012 7:08

you sir are an idiot. how is that even relevant?

aron33 2

Monday 1 February 2010 2:31

when I was 12 while cycling to school a motorcycle hit me steer and I broke 2 fingers. I didn't complain, I just kept cycling to school, all 7 km.

cheezymac 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:54

dont be a wimp

hellokimmiee 5

Monday 1 February 2010 3:03

you're such a WEENIE

DancingBananas 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:08

lol someone should have at least walked with you XD

gazelle_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:10

aw man that sucks:( and it the same becauase shitty weather and an ankle problemo lol:P

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