By Screwed - 07/06/2014 13:31 - Australia

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Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 411
You deserved it 15 815

Same thing different taste

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That he's going to start feeding her corn on the cob before having sex. It's really the only logical reply.

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I told my girlfriend about my corn obsession, and she still loves me for who I am. Don't worry OP, he'll know what to do to give you real orgasms now "Babe, I got the corn" ;)

do you get orgasms when you watch corn?

With my lady its only watching popcorn pop. I'm getting really tired, though, of having to wear the Orville Redenbacher mask.

1dvs_bstd 41

damn, someone will be really sad.

ostfaiz 18

#16: Preach on! Now go, visit the ends of the earth and teach this lesson to thy sisters!

zevo1415 10

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

gary3768 13

That's what I have always said. Most guys will do whatever it takes to make sure their woman gets what she needs if we know

austin_hall29 9