Health: Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin.... - FML

By 11niko - 02/02/2012 04:57 - United States

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

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LexSwift 17

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:40

What in the world are you sticking up there that it's cutting you?

JoshTheMaggot 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:40

How did you get a cut on your butt hole in the first place? Sharp objects aren't meant for the ass..

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MommaSmurf 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 16:00

Maybe you should try Preparation H.

cajunjynx 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 16:25

How the hell did you cut your rectum/anus? And why do you use such immature terms for it?

chels1994 11

Thursday 2 February 2012 16:35

How on earth did you get a cut there?

rp713 4

Thursday 2 February 2012 16:37

Talking about uses for the phone...well

geod69 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 17:09

Genius

dcg_957 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 17:13

Feel for you man, I know the feeling

babygurldde 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 17:40

how the hell do u get a cut there?!......oh i see now!!!freakyyyyy much!!!!

ilove80smetal 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 17:43

Hang on. How in the hell does somebody CUT a HOLE. It's physically IMPOSSIBLE. That like saying you ripped the centre of a doughnut.

je1222 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 17:43

A funny end to this story would be that you forgot you were on video chat with someone, or you accidentally took a picture or video and sent it to someone.

jayisacooter 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 17:47

How did your butt hole get cut??? Post the photo on YouTube

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