Health: Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin.... - FML

By 11niko - 02/02/2012 04:57 - United States

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

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By Buttscratcher - 03/03/2012 16:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 05:06 - United States - Miami

Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 06:01

Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML

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By jack - 27/08/2015 10:56 - United Kingdom - London

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

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By RIP iPhone - 26/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I was using my flashlight app in the driveway to avoid stepping in puddles, as my new shoes are untreated suede. I dropped my phone in the puddle instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By msarosi - 28/04/2013 10:28 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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LexSwift 17

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:40

What in the world are you sticking up there that it's cutting you?

JoshTheMaggot 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:40

How did you get a cut on your butt hole in the first place? Sharp objects aren't meant for the ass..

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idkanthony 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:18

how did u cut ur butthole?

josefwiggy 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:21

This is stupid.

KatieKayy15 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:21

no one needed to know about your butthole issues . just saying lol .

missnuthin 10

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:27

as gross as that is... that's a pretty ingenious use of the phone... as long as you didn't hit the shutter button :)

jbr88 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:27

How do you get a cut on your butt hole??

ZKtheDuck 7

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:32

Poo more regularly, drink more water. You're dropping massive loads, man!

sknabc123 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:40

What's wrong with that?

Ins_Knie 2

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:57

It would be a real FML if the pic ended up on Facebook with plenty of 'likes' - of people who thought it was your face...

sadeyes18 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:58

How u cut ur butt in the first place???

OfficeNinja 5

Thursday 2 February 2012 19:41

That must have been one terrible peanut encrusted shit to cut your asshole. Or maybe you had a sword swallowing circus act accident? Respect your asshole - keep sharp objects away from it - and chew peanuts very well.

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