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By jackelking - 25/05/2009 08:33 - United States

Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

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By IronFoot - 14/08/2011 02:41 - Canada

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

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By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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By terpity12 - 07/08/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I rescheduled my doctor's appointment for a tetanus shot to go camping with my friends. While running on a path at the camp site, I stepped on a rusty nail that went right through my shoe and into my foot. Maybe I should have kept my appointment. FML

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Party girl

By not-so-happy-feet - 14/06/2009 23:41 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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By Kira - 24/04/2015 17:09 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was spending some time alone out in the countryside, when I glanced at my boot. I saw a snake, screamed, ran like hell for my car, tripped over my own feet, and smashed my kneecaps. Upon further inspection, I realized the "snake" was my loose shoelace. FML

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By Anon - 24/03/2012 02:42 - United States

Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML

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By treehugger - 20/03/2012 09:47 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

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By fukinnature - 01/11/2016 07:27

Today, I was feeling stressed about some upcoming exams, so I went on a nice relaxing nature walk through the nearby bushland. I slipped off a rock and landed in knee-deep mud that claimed my shoe when I pulled my leg free. I'm even more stressed now. FML

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MrJentipede 2

Monday 25 May 2009 16:05

The sandal wouldn't have stopped the nail, anyway.

Colleennn1579 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:05

At least you were a gentleman(:

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abu3mair 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:29

yea, that happened when i was with my friend Dog once...

louisianagrrrrl 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 1:17

If it makes you feel better, you probably still would have gotten the nail through your foot even if you werw wearing sandals

xpikoalax 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 1:38

youre lovely but a bit of a feminist

steph_kat 1

Tuesday 26 May 2009 1:52

My foot hurts just thinking about this... ouch.

bortzy93 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 1:59

never give in to woman!!! life lesson learned for you

Maverick1130 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:14

not sure how much a sandal would have helped there. bad break, dude.

24788 6

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:22

That sucks so much. I don't think a sandal would of stopped it that much though.

Ggakk 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:31

Whoa your friends name is Cat? FYI.

lego_15 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:43

20...you're right he should most definately do that... 42...HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA 55.....you're a douche bag..... 94.....stfu.......

mixmastamikeyeah 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:49

hey, at least your sandals are ok

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Same thing different taste

Party girl

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