By jimmy - 19/08/2011 21:57 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
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Awahso 25

Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

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ashyxlynn 3

you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

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friedbunnies 9

If it doesn't scare the cat, you aren't doing it right...

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Ckeaschz 4

well i dunno but i dont think crabs are solely an STD.. it is one of em but theyre friggin bugs man you can get em from wherever i suppose

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OsirisFaction_fml 5

Apparently you married a *****.

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betteryouthanmeb 0

Forget to mention u get obnoxiously black out drunk and buy escorts ?

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Knarf_fml 10

Or did you pick em up from a toilet seat? lol Can't trust your wife, that sucks!

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iluvdavid 3

Well thats crabby ;)

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sueannpalma 7

I heard you can get them from sitting on a public toilet

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JustJaredfied 0

Well someone as a lot of explaining to do.

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