By jimmy - 19/08/2011 21:57 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 176
You deserved it 4 530

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

Comments

friedbunnies 9

If it doesn't scare the cat, you aren't doing it right...

well i dunno but i dont think crabs are solely an STD.. it is one of em but theyre friggin bugs man you can get em from wherever i suppose

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Apparently you married a *****.

betteryouthanmeb 0

Forget to mention u get obnoxiously black out drunk and buy escorts ?

Or did you pick em up from a toilet seat? lol Can't trust your wife, that sucks!

iluvdavid 3

I heard you can get them from sitting on a public toilet

JustJaredfied 0

Well someone as a lot of explaining to do.