By Anonymous - 25/02/2012 03:07 - United States

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Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
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GoW_Chick 14

Score: 1 husband / 1,342 wife Good for him.

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I_heart_sex 1

As a guy I command the sex in my relationships. Never let a girl get the upper hand there.

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Sumo69 9

You haven't been horny in months. Your FML should of bin about that.

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jmoreno 4

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rttr 18

You know the husband did this because the wife dows it everyday? From your comment i understand that it's ok for the wife to say it, but not the husband? You're an idiot.

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lunno 9

Maybe it was his time of the month.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Using the same excuse of having a headache for months on end.... That's a big YDI, OP

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Mogliettina 10

Really girl,do something about your sex drive already!That poor guy D:

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musicluvr2000 11

I'm surprised I didn't see 50 "he's a keeper" comments

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submynutz 3

how long have you been married because I have been with my husband for 13 year and have 2 kids and we still have sex at least 4 times a week

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luccmon 6

Wow! Thank god marriage isn't ruining everyones sexlife!

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edjeff 2

It must be nice. I am 12 years in and average once a week.

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downtime 12

66, And why does what you do affect anyone else? If you were having sex 250 times a week would you still expect everyone to keep up? Nobody. Cares.

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MissHayleyJames 7

If someone doesn't want sex, it doesn't matter how long it's been since the last time, you don't have sex. You never force yourself to do it for the sake of the other person. Ever. If you do, it'll just be some chore you dread doing and will lose all meaning. You have to both want it or there's no point to it. So OP did nothing necessarily wrong.

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irockfendergirl 0

76- I've been married to a wonderful man who would do anything in the world for me. And I'd do anything to make him happy. But, hey, that's just how we work. I realize not every relationship is the same. Yes, there have been times when one or the other doesn't feel like having sex, so we don't. And we respect that. But I feel it's good to compromise sometimes and in the process, try to make things fun and interesting. We've had a happy 12 years together, and a happy 10 years of marriage. I feel if a partner is constantly turning the other person down (whether it's due to a low sex drive, or even not being attracted to that person anymore; which is unfortunate, etc.), it can create low self-esteem. If my husband hardly ever wanted to have sex with me, I'd constantly think there is something wrong with ME. Of course, that works both ways. I never want to make him feel unattractive or self conscious about himself. That can't be healthy.

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PlaidPanda 9

76~ yeah.. We all heard you say pretty much the same damn thing replying to the first comment. And I think you got thumbs downed over there too.

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rttr 18

So its okay the wife doesn't want to have sex, but wen the husband doesn't, its not okay.. ******* DOUBLE STANDARDS piss me off.

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seanc722 2

Uhm except the fact the lack of labido could be caused by something else. Woman not caring enough to figure out what the problem is (may even be the relationship) then it is her fault... Not caring about te other person in a marriage is not a very good marriage.

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MissHayleyJames 7

I don't think it matters who doesn't want to have sex. If one person doesn't want to have sex, there's no sex. There are times when you're so exhausted or worn out or whatever that just the mere thought of having sex makes you groan. If that's the case, you don't have sex. If you're just plain not in the mood but you're not tired or busy sure you should fool around to see if you can get there, but if you just can't then again, no sex. If you do get in the mood, fantastic, but if not then you don't do it. Feeling used and disgusted by forcing yourself to have sex when you absolutely don't want it is going to make you want it even less.

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