By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
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1tsmenoah 20

You dodged a bullet there, you'll find someone who cares only for who you are.

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doglover100 28

Is Odin your girlfriend or your penis?

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GuiLD15 7

Girlfriend? Wow. At least now you know how to be more cautious in actually asking someone out haha

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buckdharma 37

Could be a genetic variation. You know, his nuts were too salty.

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Rosebudx 32

I think an overlooked question here is whether or not your girlfriend is also a virgin. Yes, she handled things badly, but if this was her first time she could have gotten scared and this was her reaction. Goodness knows I almost fled the room when I was faced with my first penis... Other than that, try thoroughly washing up (and maybe trimming up) and have a frank discussion with your girlfriend when you're able to get hold of her.

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Rag_dollxx 21

I would have to assume that his girlfriend has had some experience. I doubt she'd have enough confidence to push a guy onto the bed and take off his underwear if it was her first time.

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Rosebudx 32

I really want to agree with you, but I must again reference my first contact with a penis. I'm the more dominant sort, and I got so caught up in instinct that full realization of what I was doing didn't hit until bam! penis in my face.

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SunTzu2 9

Salty 'Fucknuts' ... Or is it peanutz AHHA HAHA

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japtap81 16

If it was a small penis don't u think she may have laughed? If it was too big she would have looked shocked. Her facial expression was of disgust from the smell or hair. He's a virgin so that tells u he needs hedge clippers. If she was a virgin I highly doubt having foreskin would be relevant.

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vikky538 28

that's must have been one heck of awkward moment...sorry OP...be optimistic learn from mistakes..

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