Love: Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound....

By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 13:43 - United States

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

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By fartz - 31/08/2013 06:04 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:03

Lol, get used to it. It won't be as funny a couple years into marriage.

TheB0a 5

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:22

The giggles is what makes this funny. Who giggles after supposedly ******** their pants, lolZ.

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AlienX_fml 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:24

When i read this... the voice of fat bastard came to mind when he said maybe. lol. But he probably couldnt help himself.

EatnBeef 7

Tuesday 1 February 2011 23:48

goldmember haha

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:25

This is just sad fyl op.

Badgoodpotluck 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:36

My man would do the same thing. The other day he actually got in the bath tub w me and notice he had a dingle berry after he stuck his ass in. Got out picked it off and got back in, could of rinsed crumbs.

TheNinjaCat 10

Tuesday 1 February 2011 21:24

... a what now??

skyttlz 32

Wednesday 2 February 2011 7:05

Dingleberry = When a piece of poo sticks to bum hair

LoveMySoldier82 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 15:52

I threw up a little reading that comment...

thebacons200212 5

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:37

that is friggin hilarious!

enoughgrace 4

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:42

At least he didn't shit on the coats.

KaitHud 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 20:41

My favorite Dane Cook skit! :)

KoRnLeader 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 21:11

nice a Dane cook reference! wow you two obviously are the coolest people here with the best sense of humor! congrats!

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 1 February 2011 19:52

Ah that is awesome, I mean the giggling and his reply, awesome really. You should do the same at your wedding when they ask you if you want him as your husband, just giggle and say maybe.