By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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Starchild21 3

I think the moral is not to do it during sex. _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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Emma_91 0

Oh stop whining. You've got a BF, you got laid. So what if he says dumb stuff? And anyway what's with all these FMLs all of a sudden? Are people copying or something?

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Starchild21 3

Wow so you're saying you'd be cool with your bf ruining the mood? sad ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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Emma_91 0

First of all, why are you quoting your myspace address in your post? And no, I don't think I'm pathetic for having a sense of humor. Besides, it's her BF. Not like the sex is never gonna happen again. And yeah, I probably wouldn't give a **** about him ruining the mood.

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sublime93 0

Another one of these when a couple's having sex & something wacky is said/done. Boring.

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screwtaylor 0

I wanna be Toad the little Mushroom. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

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Starchild21 3

He is a very sexy mushroom, just thought I'd add :P lol __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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541 0

This isn't really FML in the traditional sense, but it's FML in the humorous sense. Appreciate it for what it is.

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LebChickOnFira 0

omg whats up with girls whiining about stupid comments their bf said while theyre having sex? so ******* what learn how to take a joke

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