By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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doubleAbattery 0

Ok, now that's hot. Did you let him call you Princess Toadstool and ask if you can ride his Yoshi?

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pifpafpoef 1

i think the sitaution is pretty clear : your boyfriend is male. get over it, or get lesbian

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MorlekEngel 0

Omfg. I laughed SO much. this is my new favourite fml. however this I neither a ydi or fml. it's plain funny.

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machete_fml 0

did you get depressed after that? boring biatch

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blah123blah 0

Reminds me of that animation of mario humping the princess and it says 1 UP every stroke.

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AugustBlue 0

Though hilariously awesome, still FYL. Boys...=_= lol

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plexico 3

Play along, you dumb bitch, it looks like there's some post- sex pizza in your future. That's even better than a sammich!

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allmidnighteyes 10

Pretty sure pizza only comes with the Ninja Turtles

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plexico 3

And if he eats anchovies, there's some real potential.

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