Intimacy: Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned...

By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2020 08:01

Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML

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By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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Gamer watch

By kristajoy2001 - 01/09/2019 00:02

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 28 August 2009 23:22

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

Yaz_fml 0

Friday 28 August 2009 23:24

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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MissRae_ 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:45

That's so hot! xD

espebje 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:46

I registered just for this... Totally, your boyfriend is AWESOME!!!

CrispyYoshi 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:55

I did too, actually. xD

sleepy_headx 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:46

i dont get whats so bad about your bf being funny.. its not exactly an FML, so why are wasting your time posting this ? o.O

Starchild21 3

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:53

Because it was during sex and ****** up the mood, that seems like an FML _______________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

ohmyword08 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:46

Ahahahaha, cute.

tagurit 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:46

Haha.... Kinda puts new meaning to the gamers term - "high score". Love this one!

CustomConcern 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:53

triplethreat13 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:49

that's where princess peach comes in! or daisy or rosalina, whichever you prefer!

nlandcena 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 8:12

You win. So much. ((BTW, my personal preference? Rosalina. She can be the mother to my stars any day! XD))

stfuminjakid 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:49

I'm expecting someone to say they'd want this to happen to them later on at MLIA dot com.

CrispyYoshi 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:57

I did, and it got moderated. Scroll up. ;A;

little_bubba 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:50

Your BF is hilarious!

Amaandaa1234 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:51

Hes Mario. Then you can be Princess Peach !

tbhagg 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:54

hahahahahahhahaha this is epic! where can i get one like that?!

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Today, while drinking with my siblings, my brother said out loud at the pub: “I have to go…wipe better”, then he fucked off and didn’t come back. FML

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