By toastedguy - 01/12/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in a long time. We went to see "New Moon." After the girl stole my hat, I grabbed her phone. While trying to get it back, she held a lighter to me, threatening me. Next thing I know my beard is on fire, so not only did I have to sit through horrible acting, I got burnt. FML
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Rellich 0

I want to say, "YDI," but no one deserves a psycho bitch like that...

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Jessie5099 0

okay uhm you're old enough to grow a beard that could get burnt by a lighter so maybe you should learn how to act more mature in public and not steal shit from each other like you're in 2nd grade then maybe you wouldn't get into those type of situations

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ithatguy 0

you remind me of my ex...and she is one the biggest B*tches I've ever had the displeasure of meeting

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mandapanda 0

Oh no! People were having fun and goofing off! They must always behave like five years old. I know mature people never laugh. It's just not proper.

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Jessie5099 0

I'm sure her being a b*tch is your fault.

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Jessie5099 0

it has nothing to do with laughing. you can have a good time without acting out of control. he got hurt from acting this way..so obviously it's not a good thing. or maybe it's fun to get burnt with a lighter?

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ithatguy 0

or perhaps it was an accident

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DameGreyWulf 0

Excuse me, but she stole his hat first, then couldn't handle it when he tried to play along and lit the poor guy on fire. She is a bitch.

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asquithpat 0

k i have several points: 1) wtf english please 2) what do chicks find so attractive about a dude with fangs who sparkles? 3) dump that crazy bitch b4 she kills you 5) why wud she steal ur hat and wtf happened 6) there is no 4th point

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phatdaddy 0

I can't understand you. Go back to your country!!

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MzRodriquez95 0

I had to read it twice to fully understand it. But FLY that bitch is CRAZY.

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nevele11 0

You sound like scummy mall rats. Find somewhere to go.

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bobsanction 18

YDI for not knowing how to flirt.

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wh4t3v3R 0

I'm sorry dude, but next time bring a stun gun, women these days are crazy!

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carrotdwarf 0

Are you sure you're not the black hat guy from xkcd? http://xkcd.com/405/ http://xkcd.com/433/

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ithatguy 0

touche good sir but no

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noshitsherlock 0

WTF?!?! At least you now know, Twilight fans are PSYCHO BATSHIT ******* CRAZY. Seriously - moms get all creepy for underage stars (the wolf) and the teenagers are just crazy too

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FriesWithASideOf 0

Twillight is a movie in ruins. The whole series book/movie sucked and every little ****** ass fan of Twillight should burn in hell.

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jessxoxo28 5

LMAO! sucks that u had a date with a psychopath.... but the best part HAD to be new moon. i mean, c'mon... taylor lautner shirtless doesnt make u happy?

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ithatguy 0

considering i am a straight GUY, i'm going with a nice big NO. Alice wasn't too bad though

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Sister1594 0

Thats what u get for hating twilight! There isnt any bad acting in new moon!!

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