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SOUNDS FAKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're old enough to have a beard, and yet, you're going on a date with a girl so young that she wants to see "New Moon". The only logical conclusion is that you're a pedophile. I'm calling the cops.
You got BURNED... Crap, that sounded better in my head.
Are you stupid? You can blow out a lighter then you wouldn't be without a beard now would you?
I'm sorry your first date in a while went badly. However, did she mean to burn you? From the stealing the hat, stealing the phone, it sounds like you guys were messing around, kind of having fun, and she thought it would be funny to pretend to threaten you, and ended up taking it WAY too far. Although pulling out the lighter in the first place would probably have been taking messing around way too far even if she hadn't actually burned you. If she hurt you on purpose, then wow, shes a bitch. Anyways, again, sorry your date sucked.
YDI for having a beard
Totally deserved. A girl who likes New Moon is bound to be ******* psycho. XD
at least u know she's a psycho now. can u play the guilt card?
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I want to say, "YDI," but no one deserves a psycho bitch like that...
******...up