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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Alec - 10/12/2012 07:01 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

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MrHallmark 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:01

Don't be so bloody cheap. Take her to Olive Garden or something.

FMLephant 2

Monday 31 January 2011 9:11

Real dates don't have drive-thru windows. Take her some place nice next time OP.

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heb3003 0

Monday 31 January 2011 13:14

dude u don't take a girl to mcdonalds on a date.... u just don't.

xgetxbentx 13

Monday 31 January 2011 13:26

she probably thought you were too until you took her to mcdonalds... a first date is where you're supposed to woo her, then after you've been dating a while it's okay to go grab fast food, but never on the first date, unless you've both listed it as a date before hand and then agreed that fast food sounded best.

savvy_suzy 0

Monday 31 January 2011 13:26

Hey OP, why not have your next birthday party there as well? You could play in the ball pit. If you say no, I'm too old for that, then realise McDonalds is not a place to take a date.

ulicksam 0

Monday 31 January 2011 13:27

McDs - enough said. YDI.

soldier4life_88 0

Monday 31 January 2011 13:33

ha ha 68 I feel the same way about that hippy looking asshole!!

motero 0

Monday 31 January 2011 13:51

maybe she was hinting something

birdfreak 24

Monday 31 January 2011 14:07

technically the movie was a date just saying

Rei_Ayanami 18

Monday 31 January 2011 14:17

Well, I may be in the minority here, but I agree completely with Soda. When I go out and pay good money to enjoy a meal I generally didn't come to see people all over each other. I don't mind holding hands, playing footsies, or even a kiss, but to be making out in public, hands ravenously exploring your partners body? That is were I draw the line, if it were up to me I'd have that classified as indecent exposure.