By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

It is always safer to put a condom on before making love to yourself.

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thacar 1

Why impress people like that? If I saw the condom I would be disgusted, not impressed!

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ygdrassil 17

Probably he has a cooler, more socially adept younger brother and needs to prove he's not the loser of the family.

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HelloGuys 4

Who were you trying to impress? Thats just nasty

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SousapCody 6

Your profile pic works PERFECTLY with your comment.

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JAB2010 1

Probably why the either chose that pic or chose to write that...

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justin574 6

Am I the only one that read this comment in Cleveland's voice?

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JAB2010 1

'Look like it' to whom, though? I mean--why does anyone else care to know that?? I think I'd be disgusted to find a 'Coney Island Whitefish' in the garbage.

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Dusty_Busters 15

Hahahaha coney island whitefish?!?!? That's hella funny!! Well done

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bigdude1302 2

Who cares man? So you haven't had sex so what? Who are you trying to impress? Most people would find that very commendable of you. It's always good to wait fort the right person anyway!

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Just don't wait until your married, unless you are a gambler of the highest magnitude.

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atitud3 12

There is no right person. Ffs just **** and live

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littlemsweirdo 12

That's just nasty not impressive.

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dead_insects 18

Most people aren't wondering if you're having sex or not, be comfortable in yourself and your personality, and impress people that way...

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martin_martian7 11

Doesn't matter had sex. Oh wait.....

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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Wow... Why do you feel the need attempt to boast about sex? If you hadn't had any oh well get over it or find someone. Faking only Takes you down another step on the inferiority complex ladder

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mosquito19 14

that's ******* disgusting, it'll stink up the whole room in no time

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Dusty_Busters 15

Laaaaaaaaaaatex

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AlexBblah 10

Beeeearrr Skiiiiinnnn, eww bear skin :P it's like a 3 way 2 humans and a bear :X

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