By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

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Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
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lmmmr 0

Don't have sex with people you don't know.

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kthxdie 0

At least you didn't wake up to his wife and kids in person.

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airbornerose 0

I don't get why people have such huge issues with another person's sexual life. It's just sex. It's sticking one body part into another. It doesn't matter what someone chooses to do with their own body. Get the **** over it. Calling her a **** because she chooses to have a wild, sex-crazed night is stupid. Sucks that the guy is married, but that's his own issue. That part is not her fault.

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lmmmr 0

I'm personally not judging her for her actions, I'm judging her for her inability to accept the consequences of her actions.

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lessthanbee 0

i have to agree...she didn't say "for the last 14 months, i've had random, crazy drunken sex with guys at parties and today i woke up with a married man....fml." everyone on here acts like they've never gotten drunk, or some other form of vulnerable and done something they regretted. and yeah, people open themselves up by putting their life's misfortunes on blast on fml, but really people?! leave the ignorance to the trolls, there's enough of them. op: that sux. maybe u should take a step back and re-evaluate your priorities in life. i'm not judging, i'm just sayin that if u find yourself waking up with regrets, maybe u should try to remedy the cause.

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ohnoyouDINT 0

I agree with the folks that say OP is not responsible for her actions because the poor innocent little thing was too drunk to remember not to have sex with strangers.... I mean, it's not like she was MALE or anything. Then OP would totally have been at fault.

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amira101 20

well thats what you get for sleeping with ppl you dont know now lets hope you had protected sex or were you too drunk for that too

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Whatevers_clever 0

Yay, you act like a **** and he's a douche. Maybe you guys are meant for each other!

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athos1237 4

Drunk dumbass 'ho'! You're both douches, you for being that easy and him for being a cheating scum.

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your_life_blows 0

15,35 - bigpimpin88. he says wait a week before sex. pimpin?? your a wannabe bitch

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jollyjam1 2

Feeling guilty now you drunken little idiot. Serves you right for drinking and doing other stupid things.

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mike1921 0

No, it doesn't. and she really shouldn't feel guilty, it's the guy's fault . It's your job to protect your marriage, not others to make it so you can't damage it.

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Einstein714 0

you're a drunken ****. they should call u target cause anybody can have a "shot" at you

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superking91 0

geez, it's just sex people. I hate when people just assume things. we don't know if this happens a lot or if it's the first time. also, less people would be calling OP out on this if op was a guy

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dr_house_MD 0

i bet you have an STD...

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mcsnelly 5

I'd definitely still be calling the OP out on this if it were a guy....

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mike1921 0

1: yes 2: Wanting to have sex makes you a *****? That's absolutely retarded. She shouldn't have to blame it on the alcohol by the way, she should be allowed to go and **** some guy she met at a bar without feeling bad about it. Hell, if it didn't make her look bad she probably would've realised the family picture was there earlier and this wouldn't've happened. 3: She didn't know the guy was married, give her a break. He's a clown for his opinion? You're ridiculous.

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