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By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Ewwwww! What a little bugger! Yea... here's one reason why I'm NOT having kids :P

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Ewwwwwww lol so nasty. It reminded me of the time this one kid passed out in the room, my roommates and I taped him to the ceiling, went outside and got some crickets, stuffed them in his mouth and taped his mouth shut, and threw the party we were going to have anyway. Haha he woke up 3 hours into it with well over 40 people staring at him. That's what you get for slapping your girlfriend and pregaming so hard.

quackquackquac 0

lol. how do you sleep so you don't even notice that someone's taping you to the ceiling and shoving crickets in your mouth.

I said he passed out. He slapped his girlfriend earlier in the day and pregamed hard before the party. It was right when he passed out his girl came over, told us, and then we got a bright idea lol. A few weeks later actually he did the same thing, like deja vu, and we ended up putting him in a trashcan, driving over to a hill, and watch his ass tumble down lol. Good times :) All abusive boyfriends deserve a painful punishment. ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

stixjd90 0

i second that last bit, Starchild21.

i hope you know that that person could have choked on the crickets and died. Maybe you should invest in soap in a rope, just in case you get another stupid idea that has the potential for disaster.

Bleedingclaw 0

Funny and FYL you can't control if your mouth is open while you sleep so...you technically didn't deserve none of this(it's a dumb reason in my personal opinion)

Well he COULD have choked and died. But then again, he COULD have slapped his girlfriend so hard she choked on her own tounge and died. Grow a sense of humor, yessum?

why has he not received his chicken pox vaccine? they are given long before that age.

Beef_Sister 0

just because you get the vaccine doesnt mean it always works 100%...

That's why you get titers drawn. To find out whether you're immune. If you're immune, it works 100% of the time. I'm fairly confident the varicella vaccine works for virtually everyone, though. Do you see many kids with chicken pox these days?

screwtaylor 0

I bet those scabs were delicious and salty. Yum.

Amysbodybetrayal 0

Yummy, nothing like a good homemade scab. Fresh-picked, too!

nixxx90 0

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

Were you dreaming about eating potato chips from the sky?

x_Leopard_x 1

Eww, that's disgusting. Poor you! :O