By Milked Richard - 06/02/2015 04:14 - Australia - Wagga Wagga

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML
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adamjcurryy 19

I'd love to know the story behind this.

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HereNReady 13

I think this may be the first time in 30 years that I literally have nothing to say. Enjoy therapy!

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newzealand 28

You actually sound kinda proud of this achievement OP?? And I'm actually impressed haha

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Llama_Face89 33

Sounds more confused than proud to me.

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destinedjagold 7

Yeah, I'm hoping that as well. Would be REALLY SCARY to wake up and see "it" taped inside the bottle on a table or something... o.o

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elcee1987 18

I don't think you would wake up if it were sitting on the table next to you. Either way though, that was my first thought too

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jazzy_123 20

seems like you had a crazy night OP!

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brieee 23

People who sleep walk do crazy stuff.

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rossea 21

I'm just wondering WHO taped your penis to a milk bottle..

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Jasim 17

It's either a prank or a really great story.

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Kels789 15

Joke's on you, I'm not baffled. Happens to me all the time.

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False_Stupidity 41

Right, so your picture has the pink border around it, indicating you're female but your penis gets taped inside milk bottles all the time?

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jagma_fml 14

Probably didn't even have to duck for that one...

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Now I have to check FML at least every hour and hope for a follow-up.

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