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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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He went full retard. Never go full retard.
I'm trying to picture the scene. Don't know why but I'm thinking of a crowded terrace over a brunch...
He should carry a fly swagger in his back pocket
#27 - Best typo I've seen.
Is he ok? That's a little worked up to be getting over a fly, that's all I'm thinking.
Why do I keep picturing the scene from Caddy Shack where they're betting on whether the kid would eat his booger. Probably the same kid here.
He sounds like he is going through a really hard time. It might be more helpful if you sat him down and asked if he is okay and talked to him about how things are.
He needs anger management therapy and a slap from you.
Buy a fly swatter, or move to Alaska.
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Fly: 1 Son: 0
Fail. Everyone makes mistakes though.