By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ImSteve 8

Fail. Everyone makes mistakes though.

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He went full retard. Never go full retard.

I'm trying to picture the scene. Don't know why but I'm thinking of a crowded terrace over a brunch...

acerredrum 23

I...That is exactly what I was picturing. Please kindly exit my head.

yesrod 4

Get over yourself. How embarrassed is the kid?

kristenmarie211 2

Is he ok? That's a little worked up to be getting over a fly, that's all I'm thinking.

Why do I keep picturing the scene from Caddy Shack where they're betting on whether the kid would eat his booger. Probably the same kid here.

He sounds like he is going through a really hard time. It might be more helpful if you sat him down and asked if he is okay and talked to him about how things are.

He needs anger management therapy and a slap from you.

Buy a fly swatter, or move to Alaska.

potatoesandbacon 1