By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

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Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
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dpope06 0

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

Maybe you gave birth to another Jesus, meaning you didn't need to lose your virginity.

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jaredjudd21 2

Just say, "yes son unfortunately at birth you were adopted" saves your life.

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amanda_d95 9

Oh wait! Nevermind, that was confusing at first. Just say where do you think you came from? Then smack him

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sinking_fish 12

Lol. Adopted at birth?! BLASPHEMY!

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BigSlingin 0

He meant what age did you loose yours.

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jaredjudd21 2

Nobody ever "looses" there virginity but I heard that you can "lose" it

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Epsilonyx 15

17 was clearly referring to the widening of OP's ******.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Has anybody seen my virginity around here? I let it loose and I can't seem to find it at all. :(

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HandsomeRatch 20

Men have ******'s now?! (look at OP's gender)

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MoodyBlue320 11

It's funny you would correct her and then misspell a word. It's *their, not there.

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Lintu_26 23

81: you should keep your virginity on a leash, letting it wander off like that!

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Rainchikmoo 6

Maybe he walked on water and feels like Jesus.

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docscientist 9

He's saying the kid is Jesus and was born of virgin birth.

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washingtonguy 0

Wow I blame you, the parent. Educate your son about sex

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GoW_Chick 14

That's what you get for heavily smoking and drinking while pregnant and then giving up half way...

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BrittanyPernell6 0

She never said she was Louis Griffin.

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L_Lovegood 19

No, she never said anything. Neither did OP.

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ohmandapants 16

But "she" is a he. Read the FML. Except 109.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

You know how this comment makes me feel? FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!

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Epsilonyx 15

Are you the Virgin Mary?

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Airman1988 9

that kid is going places...

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Nwthatzfunny 9

good parenting u have there

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