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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

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Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
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dpope06 0

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

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LadyCarter89 6

Oh dear! Someone needs to talk through the "birds and the bees" with him or have a recap if you already have... That's so funny though!

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neonberries 15

Ermm... NO! I wish I could see where you're from on the app.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I'm on the app. It clearly shows OP is a male from London.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Well it's possible that you are. You could've been one of those moms that couldn't get pregnant (or carry the baby for whatever reason), so you hired a surrogate female to carry him for you although that's extremely expensive and HIGHLY unlikely. So I'll just say this: I feel sorry for you.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

#62 I didn't realize OP was a guy, but the same applies. In vitro fertilization for guys.

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laden_swallow09 34

BTW, the first pregnant man? He was born a woman, so he doesn't count.

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PhishloverA 14

#62 how would she know she couldn't get pregnant without having sex trying to get pregnant?

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firemedic919 0

just goes to show the younger generation is getting dumber by the day

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conholio33 28

Really..... Wow i guess its time for the "talk"

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Ray_of_midnight 22

YDI for letting him get to the age of 18 without having any clue as to the mechanics of human sexual biology. Yeesh.

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ezequielacosta 0

Show him a 7th grade science book or ****

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bredahl 26

And this is your queue to talk about the birds and the bees...

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alex1432 9

he might be adopted by some nuns, then its a fair question

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o76923 8

You should apologize for not explaining where babies come from five-ten years ago (depending on how prudish you are).

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