By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:14 - United States - Athens

Spicy
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
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Rkikkas9713 25

The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.

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EvilLittleGirl 24

when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....

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Pink185054 16

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ProfessorMctitie 20

it kinda is his buisness when his best friend brags about it

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WCARlover 34

I think his best friend and mother sleeping together is definitely OPs business...especially since his friend told him about it.

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ZombieVampirez 24

He stepped over the boundary when he slept with his mom.

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razzledazzle21 23

The FML doesn't actually say that the friend bragged, or even was the one to tell him. OP could've walked in on them, his mom could have told him, etc.

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rydersmomma16 21

Yeah no, if it's your MOM and BEST FRIEND it's completely your business. Smh.

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LittleMissShadow 16

Well that's a hell of a plot twist isn't it?

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asherm 15

I never knew that, always thought he was saying "shitbrick". Learn something new everyday haha. I got the reference though

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lulinator 40

I'm a nerd. I watched it with the closed caption on once. I always thought it was brick too.

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redstone7693 29

everyone who down voted this have never seen american pie.

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yosico22 16

Ummm gross. Your mom for being a cougar ans your friend for dropping that low.

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BrotherPhil 35

Not necessarily - OP'S Mum could be a major league milf.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Whose betrayal is worse? Your best friend or your mom's? how the actual **** could she stoop so low as to **** her son's friend?

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Darkness_Hate 29

Your mother is not actually innocent since she's an adult...Still a dick move coming from this friend.

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shino411cute 13

Why ex? That's what I don't understand if the sex is between two concenting adults what difference does it make. They could be very happy together does love really need a number? People come into each other's life's for a reason.

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jessie85678 15

Okay, so... Your best friend sleeps with YOUR mother and your reaction is "lol its ok guys, life happens. Go have fun, you two"...???

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