By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 271
You deserved it 10 703

Same thing different taste

Top comments

bengermin 5

And that's why I ALWAYS wear diapers.

You went WEEEEE on da rollercoaster :P

Comments

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Ok, the bladder didn't empty itself, admit that you're a pussy.

mattmadden 0

I agree. Only in a nicer way without the pussy part.

iLoVeMY55 0
FreebirdIII 1

Your bladder made a piss pour decision.

zowieandzander77 1

wow you must be a medical marvel with a bladder that can think and make decisions.

Di55le 9

gotta get that fear out your chest my dude

xchica365x 0

ehhh it happens on rollercoasters. u went on it sooo

ayylash 0

Don't feel too bad, it happens to the best of us. Once, on my way home, the train broke down. I'd already had a cup of coffee and a bottle of water. What is usually a twenty minute commute turned into THREE HOURS OF HELL, the last two of which I was holding it in. As soon as the train was running again and the I finally reached the station, I rushed to the bathroom. So did about everyone else on the train before me. Needless to say, I didn't make it. I WAS RIGHT THERE, IN THE LINE! That's my own little FML. Feel free to make fun of my screenname now. :P

RedPillSucks 31

Ok. How did you know it was minty?