Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with...

By rejected4555 - 03/08/2012 12:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with him, and I responded that we could do another kind of workout upstairs. He quickly said he'd rather just go to the gym. FML

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By nkotz - 14/01/2013 18:34 - United States

Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML

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Compromises

By DepressionBetty - 11/10/2021 08:00

Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML

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By fat - 07/01/2014 12:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML

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Get on with it!

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 00:02

Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML

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By tripb101 - 22/04/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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Body issues

By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 00:01

Today, I tried to encourage my spouse to come with me and work out a bit, figuring it would help us both get be healthier and be something to do together. I got told she had no desire to get healthy or look attractive, and that I should find a "Fuck buddy" instead. What? FML

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Can't win

By Billie - 04/02/2021 00:01 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML

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By KatieB - 04/04/2012 21:11 - United Kingdom - Newark

Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML

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Meettitan 14

Friday 3 August 2012 18:50

Well I would rather have a full gym to workout with, apposed to that shitty bowflex you have upsta- wait... you... oh...

flushedaway 8

Friday 3 August 2012 18:50

Show him your **** and he might reconsider.

Comments

mfayem 15

Saturday 4 August 2012 1:37

Take the hint!

BouyantDuckie 0

Saturday 4 August 2012 1:39

**** off, ******

Austyn57 1

Saturday 4 August 2012 1:55

id work out wit u baby ;)

SimplyEerb 3

Saturday 4 August 2012 1:57

Be more specific next time ...x)

jasonman66 7

Saturday 4 August 2012 1:58

Uhh. Either he's really dumb or you're just bad at sex.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 4 August 2012 2:08

reject him next time...he'll know the feeling...and then he'll never reject it again...

rickAUS 22

Saturday 4 August 2012 2:52

Sex isn't a weapon and the people who use it as such don't deserve to be in any sort of relationship longer than the time it takes to have sex.

ganjaone 2

Saturday 4 August 2012 4:37

Then let's get it on ;)

kitsune3 20

Saturday 4 August 2012 5:36

Don't feel too bad, OP. Maybe he just wasn't in the mood. Sometimes you have to have the right vibe going, and if it's not there, even playing sometimes can't get you there. There are times for being spontaneous and there are times it just doesn't work. I'm sure he enjoys that kind of "workout" with you. ;) It just wasn't time for a spontaneous session, that's all.