Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi,... - FML

By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By crazyt446 - 11/07/2009 15:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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You have the same voice!

By EternalBlossom - 14/07/2015 05:03 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML

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Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Cartain 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 16:20

I think this is very much your fathers FML.

youdidwhatnow 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 16:06

FYL... dumbass

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Newbie21 1

Saturday 2 January 2010 18:22

huh people these days : FYL I hope you learned something 

DParamore 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 18:59

Wow awkward FYL

ndiesal 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:01

I wish my girlfriend would answer the phone like this. FYL though, and FYDL for having to hear that.

dangletsbang21 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:05

wow, that's an akward conversation. but not fyl, fydl :)

brookwick 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:21

oh really ? akward . man , I wonder what that means ...

tatiianah_fml 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:28

what a stupid bitch next time ask who is it before you begin to say shit

nerdygirl2261 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:50

she had called id and it said it was her boyfriend so she could have greeted him however she wants so stfu, fydl op.

Skullcrusher 5

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:31

Haha dumbass!

jpgray1982 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:57

what was your dad doing at your boyfriends house anyway?

nuchey 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:50

lol wow your poor dad

BannedDistress78 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:53

Now your dad knows that his daughter is a grown up scunt

tman118 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:58

did your dad come home and **** you raw?

jrkarikas 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 20:07

haha creepy...

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