By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
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You deserved it 6 919
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allmidnighteyes 10

Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.

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megamouth2 1

Something like that happened to a friend of a friend of mine... in the end, she gave him the *******, but she tore off his foreskin with her teeth as a sort of 'punishment'.

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KrystalCaliyah 0

ohhh shuddaap bout soviet russia who freakin caress Z

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SexiLade22 0

Oh I would have given it to him alright! When I was done... he woulda changed his mind about the break up... and then I woulda said "See Ya.. Were Broke Up", Remember???????

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monnanon 13

As much as you want to believe it this would not be a win for you. He still got head after a break up, what do you get? nothing.

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uRabbit 0

The only good thing about this FML is that superbadd posted in it. I sure do enjoy seeing her picture. She's purdy. Ha. Anyways. Lots of crazy "you should have done this" posts haha.

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superbadd 0

:D thanks number 69 xD

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shadowsbane 0

What a dumbass, he should've asked for head first and THEN broke up. YDI for dating a dumbass.

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jelly42 0

20, i <3 ray william johnson

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pulse18 2

haha that's funny bc recently I broke up with my gf of 2years. but I was smart and did it AFTER getting head

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MarkXVII 0

Wow your ex is a dumbass.

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JordeeChristina 0

one last time ? C O C K S U C K E R !

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