Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him...

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 00:12 - France - Bourges

Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By rawkdinosawr - 09/05/2009 15:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML

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By JStein - 29/11/2012 04:33 - United States - Hampshire

Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Manly men fighting

By Anonymous - 05/06/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 16:46 - Ireland - Bagenalstown

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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Serisent 26

Saturday 16 March 2013 5:33

Not strong is the force in you, my precious.

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Saturday 16 March 2013 5:33

Maybe you shouldn't join conversations if you don't know what they're talking about.

Comments

Fortitudine 3

Saturday 16 March 2013 6:35

I'd be embarrassed too. You're an idiot. YDI

kirdypie 14

Saturday 16 March 2013 6:36

I'm sorry but if you don't know what you're talking about its better to keep your mouth shut rather then embarrass yourself and your boyfriend.

FightMyLiger 19

Saturday 16 March 2013 6:36

The nerds' claws are out, OP! Fly, you fool!

Jemm_fml 29

Saturday 16 March 2013 6:37

Oh man I laughed out loud while reading the comments and unintentionally yelled "SHH!" at myself. This is what I get for watching too much LOTR.

token_blackguy 18

Saturday 16 March 2013 6:41

Why were they hanging out in your kitchen?

twinkiefeets 17

Saturday 16 March 2013 6:42

Your boyfriend may be the biggest dork in the world.

malkavian_mad 13

Saturday 16 March 2013 10:01

Thats a good thing.

Lizzy500 16

Saturday 16 March 2013 15:51

Especially if you're a whale.

twinkiefeets 17

Sunday 17 March 2013 1:56

113-I guess that depends on ypur point of view.

littlebiggs23 11

Saturday 22 June 2013 22:22

Really? Then am I also the biggest nerd ever because I would also get mad at my girlfriend for mixing those two up?

Epeso4 7

Saturday 16 March 2013 6:43

I can see why it says YDI, that is a horrible mess-up. How do you even mix those 2 up? Well, other than the age and complexion, I mean.

mperniciaro 15

Saturday 16 March 2013 6:45

I don't know anything about Star Wars, but I at least know the difference between Yoda and Gollum. You must live under a rock to get them confused with each other.