Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother... - FML

By Mak1 - 05/12/2008 08:12 - Belgium

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Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML

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Easy mistake to make

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Top comments

bowener12 0

Friday 6 February 2009 2:50

was it a threesome? im perplexed.

casanova_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 13:43

move out of the trailer park.

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angie420x 2

Tuesday 31 March 2009 22:00

I just found out this kid I know recently ****** my ex boyfriends mom.. she wasnt good looking at all when I knew her 6 years ago, I can only imagine what she looks like now... Anyways..I believe it happened

caretoshare 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:20

OMG ;o

pariah411 0

Friday 10 April 2009 19:46

He's kidding, calm down.

JN226 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:03

That sucks, chicka.

_W_T_F_ 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:11

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Ea12thquake 0

Friday 3 July 2009 3:45

hahahahahhaaaaaha

Pearson_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:54

hmmmm, is your mom hot?

blondiee09 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:58

I have a guy friend who had sex with this girl and her mother. It does happen, people.

bubbles944770 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 4:58

wow y would ppl like u guy even say that fml

Pearson_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:31

Yea, that guy is a GOD

Zwienda 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:53

Ouch!

Curly_Wurly 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 19:23

Omg I read that wrong and I thought it said "that his mother is better than sex at me...." :-|

imsoscrewd 2

Thursday 17 November 2011 4:13

Samee thdn i reread

jazzmin1997 16

Friday 25 April 2014 16:10

Me too :o but this is also very scary

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