Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother... - FML

By Mak1 - 05/12/2008 08:12 - Belgium

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Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

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Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

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Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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No thanks

By SadIndianLife - 15/11/2015 21:00 - India - Delhi

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

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So frustraaaatiiiiiing

By Anonymous - 10/05/2023 16:00 - Tanzania

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Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML

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Easy mistake to make

By Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

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Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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Top comments

bowener12 0

Friday 6 February 2009 2:50

was it a threesome? im perplexed.

casanova_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 13:43

move out of the trailer park.

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angie420x 2

Tuesday 31 March 2009 22:00

I just found out this kid I know recently ****** my ex boyfriends mom.. she wasnt good looking at all when I knew her 6 years ago, I can only imagine what she looks like now... Anyways..I believe it happened

caretoshare 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:20

OMG ;o

pariah411 0

Friday 10 April 2009 19:46

He's kidding, calm down.

JN226 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:03

That sucks, chicka.

_W_T_F_ 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:11

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Ea12thquake 0

Friday 3 July 2009 3:45

hahahahahhaaaaaha

Pearson_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:54

hmmmm, is your mom hot?

blondiee09 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:58

I have a guy friend who had sex with this girl and her mother. It does happen, people.

bubbles944770 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 4:58

wow y would ppl like u guy even say that fml

Pearson_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:31

Yea, that guy is a GOD

Zwienda 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:53

Ouch!

Curly_Wurly 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 19:23

Omg I read that wrong and I thought it said "that his mother is better than sex at me...." :-|

imsoscrewd 2

Thursday 17 November 2011 4:13

Samee thdn i reread

jazzmin1997 16

Friday 25 April 2014 16:10

Me too :o but this is also very scary

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