Health: Today, my drinking habit hit a new low when I waited almost an...

By foxfur - 14/07/2016 12:21 - United States - Williamstown

Today, my drinking habit hit a new low when I waited almost an hour to go to the liquor store after it opened because I didn't want to seem desperate. FML

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By Cpt_Concerned - 22/09/2009 04:37 - Canada

Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 429

You deserved it 52 600

By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 105

You deserved it 41 834

By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 00:49 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was refused employment at a liquor store. Their reason? I'm a regular customer and they're afraid I'll drink all their profits. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 426

You deserved it 21 389

By Cup_of___ - 26/11/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 939

You deserved it 30 137

By Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 188

You deserved it 311

By RosaMaravillosa - 27/06/2016 18:09 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after being constipated a few days, I used the restroom at a bar. It took a loooong time before I got out. As I went to exit the bar, only the employees were still there, waiting for me because they had closed 30 minutes ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 712

You deserved it 2 739

Frustration

By WhereIsIt? - 25/09/2020 22:01 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, I came home from a nine-hour shift and all I want is to sit down with a glass of Baileys. I can't find the key to the liquor cabinet. FML

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You deserved it 459

Denial

By Andre - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 151

You deserved it 32 414

By Wino - 05/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 787

You deserved it 34 549

Lightweight

By Sorry babe - 29/11/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, I went out for drinks for the first since I stopped breastfeeding. I underestimated how low my tolerance had become and how strong the drinks were. My husband was stopped by two bouncers while trying to carry me to the car. They thought he'd drugged me. FML

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You deserved it 265

stryder9090 28

Friday 15 July 2016 3:30

Get help now before it's too late.

Tripartita 44

Friday 15 July 2016 3:42

"There she is again. She's just been standing there for an hour, staring." "Should we do something?" "Nah, she can't be that desperate. Give her another hour."

Comments

wmayrhofer 18

Friday 15 July 2016 6:25

You're not fooling anyone

newzealand 28

Friday 15 July 2016 6:36

Well you know you can wait an hr, try lasting a bit longer

vegantreegirl 26

Friday 15 July 2016 7:10

I hope you'll be able to get help.

AwesomeBlossom16 6

Friday 15 July 2016 7:57

This is not just a "drinking habit"; this is very likely alcoholism. Please reach out to someone and get help. You deserve it. You are worth it. <3

OneShotOfEstus94 7

Friday 15 July 2016 7:58

drink and be merry

anonymoususer070 17

Saturday 16 July 2016 7:47

Or since they had to force themselves to wait they should go get help not be encouraged to keep drinking..

yumyumbiscuits 14

Friday 15 July 2016 8:04

I really hope you get help OP. Best of luck!

strudelman 14

Friday 15 July 2016 8:33

Hey, it's not so bad. You were able to wait!

anonymoususer070 17

Saturday 16 July 2016 7:45

But they had to force themselves to wait, it is bad and they do need help before they can't wait for a drink.

prettygurl89 16

Friday 15 July 2016 11:28

I've done that before. Get help ok?

mynoch 7

Friday 15 July 2016 14:24

You can do something about your drinking habit. Your posting indicates you are bothered by it, you want to change, and the post is a small step in that direction. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Keep going :)

Armeniangirl_fml 15

Friday 15 July 2016 19:55

two words: GET HELP!!!! this is not healthy, and you need supportive help as fast as possible before you accidentally do something horrible to yourself!