By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

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Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 764
You deserved it 20 828
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ddrluna 2

I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.

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jailbot 7

D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

i say it isnt an FML because of how you phrased it. basically, you shouldve said that you either have a tiny pecker or are terrible at sex....or both. your life definitely does suck tho, i'll give u that much

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XxshybutsweetxX 0

its not that big a deal, girls have a harder time of orgasming.. thats all their is to it..

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jadeddream 0

I don't think that's nice, I think that's mean. The guy has the right to know. I always tell my bf if I did or not, and then he knows what he's doing right or wrong.

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22cute 17

well, see it may be even harder for a girl to talk about it. I know it was for me. But I have been multi orgasmic with a few men & a lot of "work" for others ... and faked it with one or two just to get them to stop touching me. lol! The mans technique has everything to do with it. Mostly it takes a man who will watch for my response - those who think they know how to please a woman never do.

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fobchick 0

Ouch...Learn how to please the pussy! :D

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jailbot 7

I don't fake but sometimes I wish I did. My boyfriend must be the opposite of you because he keeps bringing it up and calls me broken.

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kitkatkelly 0

Jesus, all the bitter women have come out today. No pun intended.

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byaaah 0

come on.... she was the one faking the ******. As far as im concerned if she didn't get off its her own damn fault for not saying anything. Think about it, if she'd been faking orgasms ever since they started having sex how was he supposed to know he was doing something wrong? Ladies, DONT EVER FAKE AN ******! if you don't come, look at him with big sad eyes and tell him. Its actually the most deflating thing ever, and if he cares about you at all he'll do whatever he can to make sure the job is done.

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Dantheman26 0

Then he is an asshole and you shouldn't be with him

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spazzycre 0

thank you actually :)

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whizzkidd99 0

well its probably your small penis. lol

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yep_me_again 0

most of them do. f-both of your lives since she can't be honest with you and since you can't give her a proper one. if you're cute, we should meet up in Plaza ;)

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JerseyFreshhhx 0

atleast shes till with you. (:

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