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By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

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Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 774
You deserved it 20 835
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ddrluna 2

I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.

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jailbot 7

D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.

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greengreta 0

Sounds like your girlfriend has her mouth sewn shut or something? She can't speak up and tell you what she likes, she'd prefer to have orgasmless sex for a year? Sounds like her life is ******, and yours is perfect.... Women always think men are friggin mind readers.

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daiviko 0

"Today i found out i suck at sex. FML" seriously stop approving these, they get old

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Megasadface 0

It's ****** when girls do that shit. Even if they don't want to make the guy feel bad, or whatever else their 'good' intentions may be, I'd honestly feel a whole lot worse if my girlfriend had faked an ******, than if she just would have been truthful and told me she hadn't. Sigh.

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plexico 3

On the other hand, you need to start eating some pussy like your life depended on it. Just bury your face in that snatch and go to town until she comes. You owe it to her. BTW, learn how to do it right. Otherwise, they get pissed off. Oh, yeah, don't complain about the smell or the taste, that pisses them off, too. And if she Dutch Ovens you, dump her!

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plexico 3

Oh, hell no! Bring on more "I suck at sex" FML's. They make me feel so. . . so. . . adequate!

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notsodelighted 0

#49 is right on. EAT THAT PUSSY!!! Play her like a fiddle with your fingers and lick it like your ice cream is melting.

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bipolaradhdfml 0

My day just became that much better. Thank you.

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plexico 3

15 years old is too young to be here. This is not an appropriate site for a minor. You've only got 3 more years to be a kid, and probably 60+ years of adulthood. Do kid things now and leave the disgusting adult things for later.

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dinosaursmoo 0

HOLY SHIT. How can I unread #51?

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kaelendra 0

most girls do have a harder time achieving a organism though almost all can if they find what works for them. unfortunately a lot don't want to put a guy through that so they fake it.

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wtf_1612 0

okay.. you all sound really stupid. if a girl isnt getting off, and you know that she should, at least sometimes, its probably her. there are a lot of girls that just cant have O as easily as others. there is a shot they can get so they can enjoy sex more often. eating a girl out isnt going to make her have an O and more than she would durring sex. if shes not having them while your in her there is a good chance that she wont when your eating her. good luck

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R_Ryan 0

Listen you insensitive jerk, the reason why I faked orgasms was because my ex would literally scream and yell at me when I didn't ******. I tried everything: I initiated sex, I tried to get him to do foreplay and I tried to tell him what I liked, but when I tried to tell him these things he only yelled at me all the more and you know ******* what? I got tired of getting blamed for not having an ****** because he was a selfish, unloving prick who was unwilling to work with me to try and get us both off. So when you're faced with the choice of either having the guy be a **** faced bastard who's upset at you for not getting off or faking it and having a pleasant time to be happy after having sex, what do YOU think girls will choose?! **** this poor's girls life, not this OP's because if guys didn't have such EGO problems when it came to sex, girls would be able to discuss things a whole lot easier with them.

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Wheat 0

Do not generalize. It is rude and makes you seem ignorant. Perhaps you simply have bad choice in men? Some advice for you, the first time a man yells at you should be the last. From the meager information contained in the OP, we cannot tell whether or not the man is insensitive. If you feel the need to fake it in order to not feel retribution, you are in a bad situation.

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Ligerie 0

Okay my hubby yells at me sometimes, its not a big deal, I'm not gunna leave him for raising his voice. But I would leave him if I couldn't enjoy sex ****** or not because he is throwing insults at me to save his ego. And he wasn't being an insensitive jerk, in fact the opposite, he is a nice guy thats not gunna freak out on you for not climaxing.

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Wheat 0

I didn't mean yelling as in arguing, I meant yelling as in 'YOU STUPID ******* BITCH I AM THE ****** KING DON'T YOU ******* TELL ME I CAN'T MAKE YOU CUM!' I apologize for the vulgarity, just making a point.

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naaaked 0

I was just gonna point that out too...ahaha the sentence is so much funnier when you read it as if they MEANT to write organism

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Chaoleo 0

If that were true, why would she have stayed with you for that long?

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kitkatkelly 0

Uh, no, it doesn't work like that. Have you ever talked to a girl?

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Nuklear 0

If a girl looks at you in the eye while orgasming, she's faking it.

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