By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

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Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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ddrluna 2

I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.

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jailbot 7

D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.

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karrdesw 0

OP: You sorta deserve it for not being able to tell she's faking, there are other indicators besides a woman screaming. However, FYL because a guy can be perfectly capable but still not being doing the "ideal" things for a particular woman. GIRLS: Rather than fake it why don't you just speak the hell up and tell us what you like! You'll be doing a service to yourself, your guy, and any other woman your guy ever meets. Overall happiness worldwide would skyrocket!

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Klorinus 8

I agree fully. I've had one girl try to fake an ****** because apparently she had to be home soon and seriously, it's obvious. As for it being hard for a girl to ******? Not really. Just stop being selfish and making it all about you, you learn to feel around and see how they react. Change position, use your fingers or tongue. Ask her what she likes!

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islaphippos 0

that's not so bad dude, they have a harder time, I think it's nice of her

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midgetgerbil 0

Awe. That sucks. Ask her what you're doing wrong, and how you can please her.

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soulmeetsbody522 0

At least she loves you enough to stay with you anyway :)

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cindybuzz 5

What blokes seem to find hard understanding is the fact that most women do NOT ****** through penetration alone! There are statistics out there; always in these articles and stuff. Do some research; I'm not sure on exact figures. The reason we fake it is because you get so offended. Personally i don't fake it though, cause that doesn't get me anywhere :P

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Squygm 7

I can't ****** from actual penetration unless i physically do something about it myself. Most girls aren't really lined up the right way for anything else.

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Stephie_fml 0

Aw honey, most women do. It really isn't your fault, it's just extremely difficult for most women to reach ****** during sex. So rather than make you feel bad, or get too badly chaffed, women will fake it. The fact that she told you is a good thing! She's trying to be honest. Here's my recommendation: Get her to use a vibrator on "the man in the boat" while you have sex. It will give her enough stimulation to reach climax. Go forth and experiment!

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fantasyflamz 0

I think it's less than 30% of women can ****** from sex alone. Usually they need clitoral stimulation.

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Ligerie 0

I do, but thats my fault not my husbands. fyl op

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snavula 0

+1, this is probably the best advice on here. And it made me lol.

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plexico 3

Yours are real, so why should you give a shit?

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