By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
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sam_stalker 0

op she didn't think it was sexy, she did it for revenge >=~}

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beep_boop 1

well you "finished" .... so it mustn't have been that bad.. I actually think you may have enjoyed it a little more than you are leading us to believe.

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DemonNinja 0

sounds like she wanted you to know what it's like. I am openminded towards anal, but I won't get it from my girlfriend unless she gets to ... well yea... it isn't happening.. haha

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choirnerd9 0

1) You need something bigger up your ass to get the full experience 2) She was comparing your penis to a finger

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Not necessarily. Postillionage. Look it up.

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horseracingjocey 0

Haha!! that is funny as hell! LMAO you totally deserved that one!! =)

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i_luv_u3030 3

ahahaha u deserved that one hun :) I suggest u don't ask for anal sex cuz now u kno how it feels

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cptmorgan15 2

Not cool. The only way you deserve that is if you shoved it up her ass without asking. If you didn't, then dump her.

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