By romantic84 - 31/05/2011 04:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
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Livinia 11

I wonder what she'd say if you gave her butt sex spontaneously out of the blue...

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mrahhhhh 21

The curse of being a good listener.

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redbluegreen 40

A quality ball gag can go a long way. Just a suggestion.

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JDT1020 0

Hahaha! I approve. If that means anything at all.

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ryrywakaka 0

just tell her you want some alone time then lol

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CitrusGirl 0

Some people say a whipped guy is cute. If you're so whipped you can't even express yourself, you need to grow a pair. That's just pathetic.

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VulpesFidelis 0

Very true. Even guys with some submissive tendencies, usually can express themselves, and speak their minds.

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ILike_Dancing123 19

But you must love her cos you've stayed with her, at least you'll never run out of things to say :L

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jedielf 23

Hahah. This is what is known on TVTropes as The Shut Up Kiss. LMFAO

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unfortunate_13 5

oh great, another macho sex joke that wasn't predictable as hell. thank you so much for your great contribution to this site!

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Mitcha857 0

34, I get the sense your not a man because obviously you don't get it and the negative thumbs are the proof. It is a great contribution to the site by the way!

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