By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 00:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
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You deserved it 14 764
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jibz 6

Should've mentioned sex, it's a great calorie burner.

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Air_Force001 0

it's true there's calories but sex burns it off fast

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Pazu_fml 10

Alternatively, OP is gullible and his girlfriend just doesn't want to give him a *******.

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msc717 0

wow.......it won't effect her diet so.. tell her that and make her suck it!

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ashleeyka 13

i bet all people who said you deserved it are girls... stupid. that's selfish. and i'm a girl.

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angela3222 0

Ahahaha, we always have at least one kid like that in our class.

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meintx 9

Um, tell your gf that sucking your dick is not what made her fat. If she put a little more effort into that bj she'll be burning calories. Oh and make her do some of the work during sex instead of just laying there. Lol

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Janae1 5

Tell her its good for her skin

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jonadon 0

I thought protein was good for your diet

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skikid 0

convince her that giving you a ******** will burn more calories

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