By sadkid - 25/09/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
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_Vamp_ 9

Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)

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s0m3guy2010 21

I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.

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flydragonpie 2

what? she should be saying that if you ate a poptart WITH a plate.

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Bunnehs 0

It always starts with the little things. Now you're eating and not using a plate, tomorrow you'll be commiting murder. Its always the same with you small-time criminals.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Exactly. Poptarts are just gateway foodstuffs to snorting lines of lasagne and freebasing seafoods. This stuff is just cooked up in suburban kitchens you know!

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holeyman 8

Not using a plate is definately a gateway crime

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JojoChuo 8

Make sure you cleaned up op, if not you'll probably get the beating of your life.

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kut19 6

Admit it. You got crumbies all over the clean floor, didn't you?

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chowE_fml 4

Overdramatic mothers FTW!

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SxeDaze 13

Exactly!! , then they complain that we dirty "all" The dishes.

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thejman2864 0

sounds like someone was on their period???

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anorexicbarbie 8

Maybe she was really upset because you were actually eating the strawberry flavored ones. I know I'd be.

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