By sadkid - 25/09/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
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_Vamp_ 9

Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)

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s0m3guy2010 21

I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.

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patrickalamo 47

Use 3 plates next time so she will be busy cleaning and will leave you alone.

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Kristin1111 3

My dad is the same way... :/

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Ikushka 3

Wow that's harsh, be happy you are more intelligent and will never say somethibg like that to your kids. You won't, right? .D

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mzimaginarium 1

Can you say menopause.

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michi23 0

Mothers r gettin crazy these days. Haha

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baseballlegitly0 2

guys its his moms time of the month

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kurlyfries222 0

At least you have pop tarts in your country!!! FML

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