By sadkid - 25/09/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
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_Vamp_ 9

Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)

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s0m3guy2010 21

I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.

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pippacrawford 4

I dunno. I feel like there's more to this story than what OP is saying. Yes, parents can be unreasonable, but that's a bit of a stretch for that ONE tiny incident with a poptart. What did you really do, OP?

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usmcsniper16 0

i swear to god all i did was eat with out a plate. (im the op)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Do I believe you? mmmmm, no. But any way's, record her saying that again and call child services. What she is doing is verbal/emotional/mental abuse. Trust me.

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AlwaysCracked 6

My mum did the same thing... Except only if I actually used a plate...

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fatalwish 6

Tell your mom 7 am isnt when happy hour starts and to stop beimg a b$&@h

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Jujubilee 1

The crumbs!!! The crumbs!!!!!!

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wriptidez 0

well, heres what might be goin on with her. does she have ocd? or is she super stressed? I think she should get counselng

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pdp_fml 21

Just apologize and tell her that you will use a plate next time. It was a bit extreme to say that you should leave the house over this incident, if you are normally a pretty good kid.

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Now, the real question is...what kind of poptart was it?

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