By sadkid - 25/09/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
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_Vamp_ 9

Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)

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s0m3guy2010 21

I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.

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corrinaswan 0

Someone Is either on their period or had a bowl of bitch flakes that morning

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anorexicbarbie 8

27 *claps* That was beautiful, "bitch flakes", I gotta use that one day.

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HomeAl0ne 20

With a little squeeze of lemon juice on top.

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RobbyReyes33 0

Poptarts are kind of a big deal ;)

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samicna 4

next time make sure she takes her meds before you make food for yourself

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mrahhhhh 21

I've heard of a guy who freaked out over Pepsi. All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and they wouldn't give it to him! Just a Pepsi! He's not crazy! (Institution!)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

(rens voice) you stupid eeediot, use a plate next time. Now clean this mess. All joking aside, if your mom is going to bitch out like that, record it and call child services. They would love to talk to your mom, hun.

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Sparkiee93 3

I know that feel bro.. my mom is a psycho bitch too.

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rebelzomm 10

Your mum probably had alot of reasons that have accumulated over the days. Your poptart pushed her over edge op.

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hpdrew15 9

I think your mother may need some anger management classes.

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Senior29 8

maybe u Should run away. i mean if my mom were like that, I definitely wud

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