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By ugh annoying - 01/07/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
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iLazy 0

Blame Mario for spreading the shroom trend

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YayorNay 8

More like FYL, her books were trying to eat her face.

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Veronika87 0

Why do you let your sister use drugs in the first place?

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M0rt 0

So your saying he's expected to keep his sister on a leash? That's her parents' job.

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jordanthomas 0

By babysitting her, she's creating an enviroment where it's okay to abuse drugs.

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BeeMaddness 0

how the he'll is he responsible for his sister

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stacianichole 2

why do you think she's not responsible for her own actions in the first place?

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livin_plur 0

haha you guys never done shrooms before? I highly recommend it, a low dose of all caps, you'll feel more in touch with nature than you ever thought was possible, don't knock it till you try it, shrooms are one of the funnest.

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corrinaswan 0

she's her sister not her mom and she was trying to help

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sarcasticbitch 7

The FML should say. Today, my sister ate shrooms and she did not share with me. FML

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Person1233 12

Your sister deserves it for not sharing.

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livin_plur 0

agreed, she obviously had enough to share if she had to call the cops because of her books, as far as I'm concerned, you should always remember you ate shrooms when something like that happens...

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Petunia888 13

This FML made my day!!! Just one question, though: if she thought the books were trying to eat her face off, what'd she think after you tackled her? =D

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carameldrizzle 0

at least she didn't see flying turtles and venus fly traps spitting fire at her

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bewbies 3

is that what you experienced when you did shrooms?

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