By athletiks - 26/03/2014 22:39 - United States - Pullman

Today, someone on Instagram posted a picture of himself with gym lifting straps around his neck. I commented "autoerotic asphyxiation" and now a 250-pound bodybuilder wants to kill me. FML
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MisterEx 28

Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk keyboard warrior.

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Ilovemysphynx 19

Obviously he doesn't have a sense of humor. It's alright op a lot of people in the Internet are all talk.

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purebliss_fml 19

I'd run if I were you. Have you heard of roid rage?

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Capitan 15

Just hope he doesn't have FML app as well.

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LifeAlertTwerk 14

Plenty of time to work out and be 251 pounds!

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alyant 12

Run, hide and don't ever comment smartly again

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wandering_soul 28

By that logic, they should only make dumb comments. I don't think that will make anything better.

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rkdstp1995 25

thats hilarious and 250 pound bodybuilder should see the joke.

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havok87 11

He can't find you. You're fine. Funny though.

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Dave_Davington 33

You've nothing to worry about. Rule #1 of the internet: Don't like keyboard warriors seriously.

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Timqwe 5

If he's a 250 pound bodybuilder, i probably can't fight for shit. A guillotine choke should do the trick. Or just kick him in the balls if you don't mind fighting dirty

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Cheeley 17

I'm having a hard time seeing the connection between a 250 pound body builder and your inability to fight.

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Timqwe 5

Because with that much muscle mass, big chance that you are to slow to find decent. 250 pounds only comes in handy when you're like 6'6.

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