By lonely - 12/04/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses were at my door. Normally I don't give them the time of day, but I was so lonely for company, I let them in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 077
You deserved it 7 757

Same thing different taste

Top comments

spidergirl41 0

aww. go to chat roulette. make friends, meet penises. :D

spidergirl41 0

hmm. idk, I say, maybe make a few friends, get laid, quit jacking off to night elves dancing on world of Warcraft, and hmm yeah that ought to work

Comments

perdix 29

The worst part is the Jehovah's Witnesses were sent to her house by the Scientologists who don't want her pathetic ass joining them and making their religion look less cool and fun.

perdix 29

Let me explain. Usually, a cult wants to add anyone it can to bulk up its numbers and take in more money. In this case, one cult thought the OP was such a loser that the sent over another cult to recruit her and not join theirs. I hope everyone else got it.

RedPillSucks 31

LOL - funny perdix... Sorry you had to explain it....

sorry witnesses are actually not a cult. do you ppl een know the definition of a cult? lol, it's funny how ignorant ppl are when they try to sound like they have balls and are clever.

sugarbabyxoxo 2

perdix ftw ******* CULTS lol they all gather on Halloween and shit so no one os exsposed to it. well they do in my town ahaha

sammehsaurus 0

lmao perdix(: would've been better without the explanation though haha. Anyway, I agree with you all saying they're a cult. And not the cool kind of cult either /: lol

macyinwonderland 3

I'm one. Haha not to burst anyones bubble but we are trying to help people...and you hate us for doing so? How nice:) Don't judge something you know nothing about.

Woah. You act like everyone knows about us and what we stand for. And that, I know, isn't true. Just the other day, I came across people who have never heard of Jehovah's Witnesses, and they've lived in the area for over 20 years! Not everyone knows - so we go to let people know who we are and what we stand for. If you listen, awesome. You don't - that's awesome too. We're not pushing religion - we're teaching. There is a difference. If we bother you, I'm sorry. Feel free to not answer the door, or if you do, to just say not interested, or something along those lines. Give us some credit man - we come to your door, because we're doing what we feel is right, and we believe your life is in danger. Even if you don't believe it is, and don't care - please keep that in mind. In this day and age - standing for a principle/moral is a feat that many can't or choose not to do. I apologize, though, if we do, or have, inconvenienced you. We try not to - but doesn't always work out.

awesome comment! it's nice to meet all these JWs! too bad it's in the middle of all this persecution!

melaniexann 0

i know. too bad. oh well, we're giving a witness :)

yup. I missed service for like two weeks due to moving glad I'm makeing up for it here! lol jk

macyinwonderland 3

Haha #85 :) Get your hours!! Jk

haha! ya I know... good thing it's early in the month though. I still have time. lol. moving takes alot out of you. I regreted not going out yesterday because all my friends got a car group together. I was the only one missing. FML...... hahaha

macyinwonderland 3

Haha yeah I move all the time, I know what you mean. Aww that sucks. Haha next time though! So are you a pioneer? I'm an auxilary. :)

not a pioneer yet. awesome you are auxilary pioneering! maybe soon for me, have been thinking about it lately! :)

macyinwonderland 3

Yes:) it's really hard though since I'm only 15, I don't drive, and I'm kinda shy. Haha but I do my best. Good for you though! :)

i'm 15 too! haha. ya it is hard to get out during the week when the parents are at work or whatever. good thing we have the friends to pick us up and whatnot.

orry first comment didn't show up at first

I'm a level 25 mage. I really don't get out as much as I'd like to to force my magical beliefs on people in their homes who never asked or invited me to.

you're a tard. lol, for lack of better vocabulary. :P don't mock unless you are completely learned in the subject of jehovah's witnesses and thier beliefs.

Ahh - nice to see some fellow Witnesses around!! Hope you all meet your goals - I already met a couple of mine, and shootin ever higher! Ha Peroxide - I like your humor. Haha azn_persuasion - it's all good. Sometimes you just gotta laugh and let it go....

melaniexann 0

lol this is awesome. =P i sent all of you witnesses, messages on here. lol. =P

sugarbabyxoxo 2

I don't sick my dogs on them lol. my dogs are scary looking so they don't stick there hands into my door when I say no thank you I'm not intrested. the ones in my town don't leave. they seriously will not leave ever I have shut my door to them and yes they have opened it before. so excuse me for being a tad bit hostile towards them.

Ultimate_Cynic 0

The Bible also instructs them to kill nonbelievers and heretics on sight, to stone their children to death if they are disobedient, and to lock their women in a room for the entire duration of her period. Funny how people pick and choose which parts of that book apply to them.