By lonely - 12/04/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses were at my door. Normally I don't give them the time of day, but I was so lonely for company, I let them in. FML
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spidergirl41 0

aww. go to chat roulette. make friends, meet penises. :D

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spidergirl41 0

hmm. idk, I say, maybe make a few friends, get laid, quit jacking off to night elves dancing on world of Warcraft, and hmm yeah that ought to work

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mariahrawks 0

first FML I ever moderated that got posted :]. Haha. not a big FML..

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Anteezy 7

Do I smell a theological debate in the air?

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richardbutterfin 0

Ok really what is wrong with you people, grow up, Jehovah Witnesses ARE a religion and they haven't done anything bad to anyone.. so stop hating, if you really didn't care about them, then you wouldn't be stupid and blabber out of your hating mouth, so go continue your hating life, your not going anywhere, it's because of people like you this world has violence and age 16 and age 14 pregos. =P

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RedPillSucks 31

Jehovahs Witness is not a (separate) religion, they are a sect of Christianity, like Catholics, Presbyterians, Baptists, Lutherans, Mormons and about 10 others that I'll get carpel tunnel from before I type them all out. I don't understand all the differences and we can argue which is a cult or not, but its not a separate religion if you believe in the same thing that all the other sects do.

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azn_persuasion 0

when did they say it was a seperate religion?we acknowledge that we are part of Christianity.

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basketballbball 0

if every one in the world was a true Jehovahs wittness there would be no crime no murders no one would be poor people wouldn't live in fear.

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

But holy crap, would it ever be boring.

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RedPillSucks 31

You could say that about just about every religion (or at least the believers in the one-god).

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

I could make a snarky comment about the whole thing boiling down to a giant dick-waving contest between Jehovah and Lucifer, but a) I'm too tired, and b) that would be a cop-out anyway. I guess the core difference is that you believe mankind is inherently evil (due to Original Sin) and needs redemption in the first place, and I don't. It's been fun arguing with you and all, but I've got things to do today and I need my beauty sleep.

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RedPillSucks 31

So, A Jehovah's Witness, a Mormon, and an Amish walk into a bar... Damn-it they each say, how did that bar get there??!! (sorry, I got nothing...)

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RedPillSucks 31

The problem is there will always be a battle with religious books. I'm a Christian and I believe in God and Jesus as the Savior, but I believe the religion has been corrupted and I don't believe that the bible is flawless. If you believe the bible is the unerring word of God, then you have to reconcile with the contradictions and the commandments throughout the bible which basically call for you to kill various people. If you believe the bible is not perfect, then you're labeled a moral relativist who pick and chooses the parts of the bible to believe. I fall into the latter part. When I talk about religion I probably end up sounding more like a Baha'i than a Christian. Baha'i will probably end up being right in the end and stun everyone.

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tjp0709 0

@ sugarbabyxoxo You are a reprehensable human being. Witnesses do nothing but try to encourage people to read the Bible, we don't expect to convert you at the door. If you had slammed a door on my hand you would be propmtly sued for all the damages and the pain and suffering. Also, no matter where your dog attacks a solicitor, even in your house, it will be classified as vicious and put down and you will be liable for civil and criminal prosecution. Just tell them not to come back or is it just impossible for you to be a decent person,

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

your reply is on comment 1 it showed up on there. and yah know what you stick your arm in my ******* door as I'm saying no thank you goodbye and in the process of shutting it that you ******* deserve it! it wouldn't even hold up in court. you ******* rat. snitches get stitches.

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Squeezeit 0

I know how to make it fun and entertaining: have a black cloak at the ready. throw it on and put the hood down low so only your mouth can be seen. open the door enough for them to get a good look. turn back in as if to say something to people inside and say "Brothers/Sisters, the sacrifice has arrived!" and watch the panic! it's hilarious!!

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tjp0709 0

Do it. That would be hilarious. But it wouldn't so much be panic as a funny story to tell at the Hall.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Sounds like real life chatroulette. There are a lot of people who desperately need someone to talk to. Kudos to the JW and Mormons and others who have the courage to take the abuse to keep looking for the people who need that help.

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azn_persuasion 0

lol, I know I'd be freaked, but is that mature? really? just say no thank you and move on.

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