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By ailat0107 - 31/05/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year-old man who came up and handed us, "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML

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By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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teehee520 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:47

Lmao, an origami vajayjay?! That's pretty awesome.

narwhalz 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:52

Just imagine what he can do with those hands!

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erroneousx2 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:54

Ahaha, I think its sorta bad this reminds me of my dad.

wowfmlife 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:56

That's cool dude, I prefer swans though

PureGold 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:58

That's just weird and creepy O_O.

HorrorByrd 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:59

ahaha that's awkward. an origami ******? that guy's got some intese skill.

shananigans 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:01

#11- Haha, what, you dad gives origami vaginas to unsuspecting groups of girls too? xD

BulldogQB4 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:05

That's pretty funny. I mean I would be freaked out if it was me....considering I'm a guy. What is an origami ******? Just a piece of paper folded once?

Turnip_Girl 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:05

Classy.

anniesaysbueno 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:06

an origami vajayjay seems just like the sort of thing Dr. Oz would bring to the Oprah show.

uneekfreak16 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:09

lol @ #5

robbyrabbit 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:09

i must find this book that tells you how to make an origami ******. it probably tells you how to make a penis, too. all sorts of goodies. and by the way, FYL.